jim-from-accounting:

Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls, which never get dirty or stinky.

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Dear Jesus, I hit an innocent flock of geese today, and I’m just kickin’ myself. I admit, I was not using my noodle. Shame on me. Please lavish my unclean body with your holy baby oil of truth.
Dr.Tran- Mr.Tran and the Toy Cack (via nickiminajsrightnipple)

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